I wish I could take credit for this...

...but I happened upon this while scanning comments on the 'Stool. I don't know if this is real or fake, but even if it's made up this is some serious amount of legwork and makes it equally amusing. To set the scene, a collection agent emails a gentleman reminding him he has a debt which needs to be paid, and said gentleman attempts to settle the debt. If you don't think this is funny, your heart is black.

A nice try, I must say...

cheers.

I got to snooping and this guy, David Thorn, might just be crazier than a shit house rat (click the finger to get started...). I may have just found some inspiration and direction for this new, crisp notepad. Only time will tell..