Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Thanks for reading, folks

As February has now closed and March has begun I just wanted to take a quick moment to thank my friends and family who check this lil' 'Pad out every once in awhile.  February overwhelmingly drew my most visits for a month in the sixteen month-ish history of the 'Pad.  Yes, I do keep track of shit like that, first crudely with arithmetic in my head and for the past six months I've used a program developed by Google to track visits, pageviews, etc.  If you weren't already aware I have no life then I think you should be able to get the idea now.

February saw 667 visits and 1002 pageviews.  Not to shabby for some halfwit's mental dribble, if I do say so myself.

Thanks, and keep reading..

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One for the road:

This is old business but I've been meaning to get this up for awhile.  Right before I skipped town I went down to Greater Boston for a couple of days to see some folks and I went out and about with some friends from Bates.  This was the evening when I didn't realize John Harvard's was a bar.  F me.

At any rate we  had to take a cab home home, as Boston sucks and the T shuts down at midnight or some shit and the bars stay open until, well, after midnight, as far as I can ever remember when I'm down there.  In the cab on the way home we decided to order some greasy, MSG-laden Chinese food because it's just so damn good going down and sometimes it's nice to make a hung over morning the following day THAT MUCH WORSE.  We love using good judgment...NO WE DON'T.  I DEMAND IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION.  I WANT IT NOW AND LOTS OF IT.

Anyways, Noah calls up wherever for delivery and places a serious order and due to raucous noise in the cab the person taking the order was unable to hear Noah's address clearly.  So this occurred:

Noah: Vassal St.
(Noah stares ahead, drunk focus in full effect)
Noah: No, VASSAL ST.
(Noah's still staring ahead, drunk focus still in effect)
Noah: NO, VASSAL.  V.  AS IN "VAGINA."

Realizing the error of his ways, we all laugh.  The cabbie laughed the hardest.

It was that kind of night.  Cheers.

2 comments:

  1. Good news: I just found out that the Pad is no long on the list of blocked websites at BAC.

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  2. I want a shout out sometime soon Capone.

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