Tavarez being Tavarez

Courtesy of misterirrelevent.com..."Former Red Sox Great (my quote for humor, not theirs)" Julian Tavarez, to a group of reporters on why he signed a minor league deal with the Washington Nationals after turning down an identical deal with the Natty's a couple of months ago:

“Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”

Awesome. Just awesome. We need more truth like that on mics. And to bed on that note. Cheers.

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Still on a video kick related to good 90's music: "How Many Mics" by the Fugees. The Score is a top 10 hip hop album of all time. It's in there. Write it down.

Wyclef, Lauryn and Pras had something that's not around anymore. Just can't-quite-put-your-finger-on-it brilliance.